Dear Erica,
Your character is so imperfectly perfect, makes me exclaim “Mercy, Mercy”. There would be no need “BEING Farouk” cos If I had to “Hire a woman”, it would be you.
I don’t even need a “Big brother because having you as one of my “Flatmates” got me covered.
Just that the way this your lil vacay is doing me…I am missing you like a cold summer afternoon.
Love you in present continuous tense